The first component of the motion regarding the Non Partisan Association’s “Name Review” at tonight’s AGM reads as follows:
“The Committee shall review the name of the Non Partisan Association and recommend alternative names for consideration by the membership; such names should preferably retain the ‘NPA’ initials while helping to position the NPA as a group of forward-looking people working toward a better Vancouver.”
Well, to those couple of dozen members who will be showing up tonight, let me start you off with a few suggestions.
The No Political Acumen party
The Nonsense Propaganda Association
The Negative Political Attack party
The No Personal Allegiance party
The Nondescript Political Alliance
The No Popularity Association
The Near Political Annihilation party
The Not Particularly Adept party
The New Pretentious Alignment
The Nostalgic Political Amnesia party
The Nonsensical Pointless Alliance
The Nonchalant Political Approximation
The Negligent Passive Arrangement
I could do this all day, but I will leave it to brain-trust that will undoubtedly pack a closet tonight for the event.
